skarosoul:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

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this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

it’s like a ballet

(via humorking)


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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via trimmingtheverge)


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my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

(Source: dimwited, via andrewquo)


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nuded:

i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to be around. no drama. nothing but good vibes and good company.

(via fake-mermaid)


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asian:

i want to talk to you but i dont want to annoy you

(Source: omgwang.com, via asian)


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untexting:

it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have

(via fake-mermaid)


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Reasons why I don’t like starting conversations first.

ink-its-art:

  • I feel annoying.
  • I feel like you might not want to talk.
  • I feel unwanted when you don’t reply.
  • It normally turns awkward and fades out.

However

  • If you talk to me first and make attempts to keep conversation going you are a holy being in my mind.

(Source: beccers, via thearmycolonel)


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jimmyspookyurine:

roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

(via hotboyproblems)


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hi:

do u ever sometimes feel sad or forgotten by people.. kinda like those little chip crumbs in the bottom of the bag at the end that no one really wants or cares about


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