thisturtleisneon:

hernameisspooky:

ACTING

THE MORE TIMES I WATCH IT THE FUNNIER IT IS

overentertainment:

Fucking weird facts about your brain

moneeky:

exodus-creed:

loversbattlefield:

teri-the-monster:

Not sure whether to be terrified or be impressed by this to be honest

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Holy fuck and this thing is inside my head omg

I was taught #9 in wild wild west.

ewww the last one was the worst

After reading the last one I couldn’t help but think of this.

^me too! Fucking Hannibal!

(via hi)


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ah-yes-im-that-artist:

meeting someone in public you were trying to avoid

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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(Source: ranells, via pizza)


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hotsuburbandad:

If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny

(via cerebralthunderstorm)


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captaintinypockets:

Anyone else get the thing where you really want a boyfriend but the second it’s a possibility you freak out and want to leave forever?

(via navigating-space)


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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via assbutts-of-assgard)


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policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

(via hi)


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